My mom took the classes to become a foster parent. She rearranged her life to make more room for one more. We moved into a different house and set up a room. We waited and waited then finally we found out that her other grandparents got custody of her. They didn’t take the classes, they didn’t make the preparations or even move into a nicer house. They lived in the middle of the hood and are both living on social security. They have people coming in and out of their house.

Can you tell me how dyfss decided that they were more fit to take of my niece than my family? It makes no fucking sense to me.

I hate when you are in the middle of an argument and you just want it to end.

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Is that…. my bracelet?

I have worn it ever since it came in the mail. LOLOL. Send another. :D

You know how I know I don’t like girls? Because once a girl put her vagina on my face and I puked.

I tried tucking a few times, but once I would get both nuts in one would pop out. It kept going like this for awhile, until I gave up. I feel like my balls are too big. There go my dreams of being Ru Paul’s next drag superstar. Welp.

Some girls have sex on their period. That’s almost equivalent to me having sex after taking a shit.

People whose lips are too full frighten me. I wonder how much chapstick they must go through.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and I don’t even have to poo.

When I was younger my aunt said if I wore boxers my balls would sag all the way down. When I got into middle school I wore undies underneath my boxers so I wouldn’t look like a loser in the locker room.

Taylor Swift is my guilty pleasure when I’m doing my chores.

I would consider myself a power bottom.